Captain Chafer's Boots

Don't be fooled by the patched-up, mouldy appearance of these boots, because they belonged to the legendary Captain Chafer. His good friend Hogmeiser, the founder of the Order of the Kicked Ass, made them for him back in the day so that he could dance the tango every night without faltering. These boots will most likely bring out your worst eccentricities and perversions, so you can either get rid of them quickly or join the party!