Somnambulist's Nightcap

Sleepy, lazy, nonchalant, bone idle - all adjectives that can be applied to the wearer of this hat. Mind you, it will certainly lull people into a false sense of security. Your enemies will lower their guard, monsters will ignore you and attack your friends instead, people will treat you like a layabout, you won't be able to find any work, your partner will leave you, everyone will forget about you. And it seemed like such a good idea to wear it at the time :(