Pineapi Bag

Made from magical pineapi, this nothing-less-than-original bag suffers from a slight design fault: it hasn't been hollowed out. That means you can't put anything in it. And it's very heavy. A bit like your Iop friend who's been spending all his time in the Astrub Inn for several months. What's more, contrary to appearances, the Pineapi Bag is not part of the Pineapi set. In short, it's a completely useless item, and therefore an absolute must-have.