Sumens's Capelet

Urinating in a stream barely dulls the water's sheen, But defecating in a lagoon feeds the snappers right soon! Eliminating breakfast can make the morning pass too fast, But emptying one's bowels in a field increases the farmer's yield. I love taking dumps in thickets, to the sound of singing crickets, Or in my friend Dede's satchel – please don't tattle... Because if Dede catches me in the act, He's sure to rip out my intestinal tract. — "Tormented Digestion", an Amaknian nursery rhyme