Mothat

This hat is a tribute to the distant cousins of the Moskitos: the Moths. A lot bigger and a lot kinder than the Moskitos, the Moths took such good care of their livestock that they soon became extinct from self-inflicted famine. From this tragic story, we have the common insult 'Moth' as in, 'Poor bloody Moth', which describes a fellow who discovers his spouse is devastatingly gluttonous.