Death-Defying

"Death is a necessary evil, but even so, we'd all prefer it comes for someone else, isn't that so? That's why I forged this shield. It is indestructible; it will never wear out and never rust. It turns away all blows that could take you from living to dead. Despite its impressive size, it is light and manageable. Plus, its macabre looks will intimidate your opponents; the most cowardly among them won't be able to bear the dark pits of its empty eyes and will run away screaming. Still need convincing? Time for a demonstration. You're up, Sargent Kocksis." – a craftsman who wishes to remain anonymous