Lagomorph Dragoturkey

While it's true that – looking like this – your dragoturkey might smell a bit like cawwots and attract famished Wabbits, you shouldn't let that worry you. All its vital limbs are protected by metal plates. No bites or scratches will injure it any more than the frantic kicking of your heels as you try to urge it to move faster. On second thought... Maybe you should worry – about the tattered state your legs might end up in... Next time, be a bit gentler.