Bottle of Greedoburg

This ultra-powerful mix of alcohol rips out your tongue, scrapes away your palate, burns your oesophagus and causes your stomach to explode before boiling your brain. In other words, it's a drink for real Pandawas. In tiny writing on the base of the bottle you can just about make out the following: "Consumption of alcoholic beverages may cause health problems. Drink in moderation, except when as an offering to the goddess".